Zodiac Sex Battle: Who’s great, & who’s not in bed.

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Okay, I admit.. I’m bored.. I don’t know what to write about.. and I am feeling very very upset with my job.. and YESSSSS!!!!!!Β  This is one of those post I’d like to use to attract readers to my blog.Β  SOOOOoooo… bite me πŸ˜›

Anyway, its interesting to know about these sort of thing, no matter what you believe.. and here is a good (well, sort off) compilation of how good each Zodiac signs are at sex.Β  Do notice the underlined sentences in each post πŸ˜›

Sex With Aquarius:

Aquarius have a very imaginative approach to sex, they like creativity and novelty, they are not fond of not passion and an emotional sex. Sex to an Aquarius is a fun thing, expect to laugh and be silly, it’s like a fun game between a couple. Anything goes with Aquarius, they like spontaneous encounters and quickies.

Sex With Aries:

The Aries zodiac sign is straightforward, aggressive and adventurous and this is reflected in their approach to sex. Expect it to be physical, quick and rough, they like to dominate and have the upper position.

Sex With Pisces:

Sex with Pisces is an emotional and physical experience, and if you allow it, it will be a spiritual experience as well. Pisces are very good at, and love role play. Acting fully in their roles. They like to seduce. Role play that you are in an old fashioned brothel and get them to seduce you, they love erotic games for they are able to get completely involved and lose themselves in the erotic play. Pisces likes risque encounters and offbeat activities. A very fun partner for those who like different encounters and physical sex.

Sex With Taurus:

They are passionate lovers. They have lots of physical stamina and this makes up for the lack of variety in the sex life.

Sex With Gemini:

Gemini loves to experiment and sex with a Gemini is full of novelty and excitement, trying anything and everything nearly anywhere. Gemini is not for the faint of heart or the shy and secretive lovers!

Sex With Cancer:

Cancer is very physical. Expect sex with Cancer to be a fully encompassing sexual experience. Lots of tender foreplay, massages afterwards, candles lit by the bedside, soft music in the background, delicious scented potpourri, everything to appeal to all senses. It will be delicate and passionate and an experience you won’t soon forget. Do not expect too much novelty and experimentation because Cancer is a very conservative sign. Some Cancer people might be willing to try something new but they will never be the ones to suggest it, you have to or it will never happen. They might go along with your idea because they do enjoy new experiences. Make them always feel safe and secure when trying anything new and they might love it and incorporate it into your regular sex life.

Sex With Leo:

First impressions would tell you that Leo is all about the kinky and novelty, but that is not so. They are deeply sensual and passionate and enjoy posh surroundings, such as candles and scented oils and lots of affectionate physical contact such as massages and rubbing. They like sex to be familiar, not necessarily routine, but they like to know what’s going on. This is because Leo always has to be the best and if there is a suggestion or something offered that they have never done before, they would rather pass on the chance then attempt it and be only satisfactory. Leo has mastered the moves he know, so do not be disappointed with the lack of novelty and variety, because Leo is very good at what they can do, they are the best.

Sex With Virgo:

As time progresses, sex with Virgo becomes more and more sensual. These are not the type of people who will engage in a one night stand, they are too reserved and prudish for that. Expect sex to be direct and straightforward, no fancy moves, places or games. Virgo is not a highly sexed zodiac sign and does not place much importance on it, if anything they consider sex to be gross and dirty. Once a relationship is solid, Virgo is willing to experiment a little bit with techniques and foreplay but like everything else involving a Virgo, it takes time to develop once all the advantages and disadvantages have been thoroughly weighed out.

Sex With Libra:

Sex is enchanting, sensual experience, like a sex scene out of a movie. Lots of gentle rubbing, stroking, caressing. Libras make very imaginative and creative lovers. They are good at what they do and they are willing to try something new. Always keep it classy however, Libras are not one for bathroom stall sex. Set the mood with lots of teasing foreplay and create ambiance with candles and scented massage oils.

Sex With Scorpio:

Sex with Scorpio is a total emotional and physical experience with passion and intensity. They have amazing stamina and can last all night long, round after round. Scorpio is the zodiac sign that is the most likely to act out a sexual fantasy. Most people will talk about it but the Scorpio will do it, they will fully throw themselves into the role. Do not suggest a fantasy to a Scorpio unless you plan to do it! Most Scorpios are direct and forceful and they seem to be an expert at what they do. They continue to seduce you even as the act continues. A thrilling experience not for the faint of heart!

Sex With Sagittarius:

Sagittarius like to explore, same with their sexual encounters. They are the people most likely to have outdoor sex, or risque sex encounters. They are champions of one-night-stands because it feels good and you don’t have to worry about the other person being clingy afterwards! With Sagittarius, anything goes, squeamish and conservative need not apply!

Sex With Capricorn:

Capricorns have stamina, lots of it. They like nice, classy surroundings and a comfortable atmosphere. In the bedroom, they will last all night and want some more. They are very physical and good at what they can do. Do not expect any creative or zany positions, but expect it to be good.

After you’ve read all those 12 signs sex bullshit, who’s the winner??Β  Why not I leave that all to you guys to answer.. I mean, which seems to be the most interesting based on this article from Zodiac Signs Astrology??

9 COMMENTS

  1. Pfft, Pisces of course! But I’m not bias. =P Ahaha. Believe it? “Sex with Pisces is an emotional and physical experience, and if you allow it, it will be a spiritual experience as well” <–This makes us Pisceseans sounds like overrating sex too much. Spiritual? Hmm, now I know a ‘plug-and-play’ job is very spiritual. Thus I should play the plug more.

    Holy crap, what am I saying? LOL

    Anyway, I’m willing to test all this theories for (ehem) journalistic purposes (ehem). George Clooney is Taurus, Johnny Depp is Gemini, Brad Pitt Sagitarrius….oooooh, I’m getting excited with my assignment!

    Hero who? =P

    CDASON says: Hahaha… can’t say on the sex part.. but I guess if you enjoy it.. well.. it should go both ways,right? ;P

    ehehehe…. yala.. Hero wWHHOOOoo?? hehehhe

  2. They should not expose us scorpios like that…gone is the mystery with us πŸ™ how can I face Angela now?

    CDASON: Hahaha.. maybe it will make things better?? hehhee.. I know you know what I know I mean… kekeke

  3. “Sagittarius like to explore, same with their sexual encounters. They are the people most likely to have outdoor sex, or risque sex encounters. They are champions of one-night-stands because it feels good and you don’t have to worry about the other person being clingy afterwards! With Sagittarius, anything goes, squeamish and conservative need not apply!”

    Hmm… what I can say? We are that good! LOL!

    CDASON: Hahaha.. another thing I noticed.. Saggitarius might have came from the word “Sag”..heheheh.. πŸ˜› Capricorns also not bad ma.. Like the article said.. “Expect it to be GOOD!!”..hehhee

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